This week, Jessica confesses she has a secret love of breaking and entering, after she SEAL Team 6’s into the Girl Cottage. The girls reminisce childhood break in stories and lament a missed connection with a hot firefighter. Then, they dive into the ethics of sliding into an earlier boarding zone, the emotional rollercoaster of international travel, and one very, very expensive suitcase. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You think you're burned out? Try harboring a secret, second family. This week, we're revisiting when June and Jessica delve into the seedy worlds of gardening, missing persons, and Jessica makes a shocking revelation about her connection to Neanderthals. Rosemary hides, but you don't have to. Be proud of who you are. You. Be. You. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, against all better judgment, Jessica has procured a hamster and things are not going well. Plus, June falls victim to the Postmates system while Jessica’s dad has career advice for Jake Cornell.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.